Tuesday, 11 May 2010
Irwin Armstrong (AKA Who?) A actually seen a poster o this hunk ootside Bellamena an thaur wus mebbe yin at Derrykeighan forby. He stud oan a UCUNF ticket an oan yin o the posters, some eejit changed the last letter o that tae mak him mair interestin. It didnae wurk - he got hemmered. Even though A niver heared o this boadie afore, A'm near sure he wus in Four Weddins An A Funeral an got aff wie a bridesmaid an endin up merryin hir efter aboot half an hour.